Author's Note: Introducing iPotty - changing the way you do Number Two! This self-cleaning toilet has individual profiles for regular users. It will automatically detect who is sitting and begin playing your profile music. Connect its ethernet outlet to your Internet-enabled LAN, and you can listen to the news, weather, internet radio, anything you like. Familiar iPod-style remote control pad makes it easy to set your personal preferences for your "personal time", and is easy to mount wherever it's convenient.
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