Why, hello there. I am so happy to meet you!

I thought I would start this thread after I just checked my web browser's history cache. So here it goes.

You know you are addicted to Worth 1000 when... you find nothing but photoshop sites in your web browser cache.

nikneven said 4 months ago 11/2/2009 9:22:32 PM EDT

you wake up one morning and realize you are an admin!

looking at every photos for ideas to chop :)

You manage to work Worth into every conversation you have with people

Kookaburra said 4 months ago 11/2/2009 9:55:45 PM EDT

Oh, we had a fun writing contest about that awhile ago:

http://textb.worth1000.com/contests/20862/top-five-ways-you-know-you-re-addicted-to-worth

I took a silver. (the things you brag most about are your accomplishments on Worth)

Most of your friends on Facebook are Worth members. The rest are family.

You wear two watches. One set to "worth time."

You check your stats more than all your emails combined.

you dream about your entry's placement in the contest when voting is active. ( true story )

you look at real life and think how you could easily remove that weird spot on the stop sign by your house using photoshop, or how you could easily clone out that weird shadow on the wall. ( true story )

you have been at worth long enough to have seen this same thread started time after time.

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I thought you WERE family...

you tell your significant other about your day's interactions and conversations only to be reminded that they "Don't know any of your art friends from that one site you never get off of."

mmmm u leave a great party just to go home and check what u scored on a contest

you set your alarm for 11:59 PM to see final results and new contest. Knowing you don't have to get up till 6:00 AM for work.

You have no life and that's ok

You actually make sure that Worth is NOT banned in China as a condition for moving there :D

You consider changing your real name to your screen name because you are better known that way

You have become somewhat of a missionary to bring the joy of worth to the masses

Meeting... Angelina Jolie versus meeting.. Meowza. No contest.

You think girls have gaussian blur in their purse.

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Thank you. You just made my day. :D

You brag about your winning medals and trophies so much, that your friends start asking to actually see them.

Your mood for the day is determined by how high or low you score in a contest.

...when you wouldn't recognize a fellow worthian if they stood next to you for an hour, but you could pick their avatar out of a 1,000 picture collage.

...when even your significant other, who is not an active member at all, can name almost all the active members and identify their work.

Lmao hilarious topic

You have more images in your stats page that you've done hours at work.

You try to use photoshop tools in real life e.g. cut an object (or person) out of your sight (true story)

While getting ready in the morning you try to patch pimples, freckles, moles etc. of your face.

You can tell if any image has been photoshopped, and what you could do to improve it.

Your stat page has at least 100 pages of entries.

You've spent the same time looking at galleries as sleeping.

You think of members that you've never actually met as best friends.

Your greatest dream is to work for Adobe so you can make your ultimate photoshop program.


Hope you like these!
theFire- out.

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When you don't waste your time on Facebook. (Or family, for that matter...)

trying to enhance your wifes appearecence with the PASTE tool

When you are driven to a room where your family and close friends are holding and intervention for you.
Remember the first symptom is denial.