thought the idea with the hamster would work... but it seems to be the wrong alternative... hope u guys have better ideas ;)
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When Gas Prices Get Too High
Anything to beat the high price of gasoline
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5 years ago 9/5/2005 EDT
Mom! you sent me to the wrong place!! remember?... I am going to school!!
OPS! now with the price of the gas it's the right time to fix this @#%&* machine!
After hydrogen reveals itself as a gimmick, engineers discover a better idea- wind powered cannons for humans. You just enter in the back of the vehicles, type in your latitude/ longitude, and press "Fire". Old Trampolines can be used as landing bays, although more reliable ones will be sold. Instead of Miles per Gallon, the Wind Powered Cannons, or Wind Cannons, use Inches Off Target Per Mile (IOTPM). More expensive versions have high accuracy rates, and may even shoot out a portable DVD player right before you, for an entertaining trip. At commercial areas you can even have pay- per launch wind cannons. The trend will gain popularity slowly, due to chances of survival per launch (CSPL). However, statistics have shown that it results in only slightly more accidents/ injuries then automobiles, and combined with the facts that you don’t have to pay for gas and the short length of the launches, the Wind Cannons will prove their full superiority to any other automobile.
-Also, including the lives lost due to incidents involved with oil, the wind cannons may actually prevent more deaths then they will create.
*Note- The Wind Cannons only shoot people full distance when power meter is full. If there is not much wind, the Wind Cannon will only shoot you a portion of the way.
