Why, hello there. I am so happy to meet you!

Allow me to introduce myself. I am the new Worth1000. Is this your first time meeting the new me? We should get reacquainted then. So many things are different about me now. Come and learn more :).

That's not Tarot

That's not Tarot

Unexpected Tarot cards
Contest ended 7 years ago 1/12/2003 EDT
 
 
5
Worthless Bum

Generally if you come upon this card, it's considered very bad for your future. You might even receive a phone call from your mother, who will talk your ear off about your father.

 
7
The Psycho Husband

I see lots of screaming in your future.

 
4
Incarceration

Watch yer cornhole' Completely hand drawn with a mouse - minus the shadow, and border.

Full flat view Here

 
3
Coffee

This card represents the end of the world. The end of everything. Pray you are never dealt...

The Empty Coffee Cup...

 
3
XV. Electric Field Mouse

This card signifies change and renewal of lost spiritual energy.

 
2
The Potato

BEWARE of the Mighty Potato card!!!

 
3
RealTarot

A pair of cards from the "Real Tarot" collection.

 
2
Unfortunate

"The cards say... you will try out a new restaurant for a quick commuter breakfast... closely followed by a minor, but very inconvenient, case of food poisoning."

 
 

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