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If Rednecks Ruled 3

If Rednecks Ruled 3

If the world were ruled by rednecks.
Contest ended 5 years ago 9/11/2004 EDT
 
 
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Redneck Newlyweds

I think that even if the Rednecks took over, America would still be facinated by the lives of Nick & Jessica. Thus, MTV's newest show "Redneck Newlyweds."

Ya'll better view full, ya hear?

 
17
shotgun tank

if rednecks made tanks...

 
9
Beerier

For the Sophisticated Redneck...Beerier!

 
13
Confederate Queen

2 FRAMES source comparison...wait for it
(added 2 flags and the gun)

How to tell if the your queen is a redneck:

Inbred...yep
Bad teeth...yep
Preoccupied with guns and dogs...yep
Gaudy clothes on special occasions...yep
Children in the military...yep

 
10
Jed Buck

Kin folk said "Hey Jed WTF? How'd you get your mug on that thar buck?"

 
4
roadkill

"bon appetit"

 
7
Uncle Cleetus

Join the Aarmy boy!
More difficult than it looks (for me anyway, hyuck hyuck)

 
9
The McDonald Brothers

Pull right up and park on the lawn...

 
16
Keep it in the family

Redneck Mother's Day Card

 
 

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