Well, the original Ribbits had grown so rich, he wanted to retire, so he took me to his cabinboy and he told me his secret. 'I am not the Dread Pirate Ribbits', he said. 'My name is Ryan; I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Ribbits, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Ribbits either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Ribbits has been retired 15 years and living like a king in a swamp in Patagonia...'
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Yo ho ho and a bottle of banana daiquiris. A couple subliminal things-in the upper left corner there is a monkey face in the rock and another skull face in the middle of the waterfall. They were kind of in the original photo and I accentuated them. Can you see it?
Please zoom on the skeleton if you get a chance.
Here are most of my main sources except for the bananas and chain.




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