In this contest you will create original parodies of the popular Absolut vodka ad series. Typically the ads have another item in the shape of an absolut vodka bottle (as in Absolut crop circles, courtesy of worknideas). You can view samples from the ad series here.

The rules of this game are thus:
Do not use original vodka ads for your source material (legal problems)! Make a new ad from different source material. Your entry can include anything so long as it is within site guidelines. The wittier and more well done, the better. No cliches, please. (Check the FAQ for an updated list). As always, quality is a must. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.