This is Tom's new job: He is a clown and his new name is PompiTom Cruise

The union makes sure he earns enough to bring home the bacon to Katie and the kid, and if they go on strike and replacements are brought in, it's understood that wrench'll bust kneecaps just as good as it fits pipe.

(FV is much clearer)

should win the 'tour de france' without a hitch.

...and so Tom changed his name to Aa!bumba and became a witch doctor in the Congo.

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Every department store should have its own series of smiling Tommequins.