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Eyewitless News: Tom's New Job

Eyewitless News: Tom's New Job

Find a new job for Tom Cruise
Contest ended 4 years ago 8/26/2006 EDT
 
 
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Geisha Cruise
 
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Crazy Dentist

Paramount Chairman: [shouting] You will never get what you want!
Tom Cruise: [shouting] You don't think I'll do it?

After being dropped by Paramount, Tom creates his own real-life impossible mission... Convince Paramount to let him do Mission: Impossible 4.

 
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Homeless

After his last chance role in Vampire Biker Babes II, Tom was unable to find work.

 
15
Hockey Tom
 
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Tom is the Devil!

source/web/media/127847/tom%20source.jpg Since Paramount told Tom to go to hell he could get a job as Satan when he gets there!

 
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tom cruise

please view full and then give some critique

 
 

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